Flipping around the radio the other day, I heard the theme song from
Flashdance, which contains the line "take your passion/and make it happen." When I was younger, I thought the line was "take your pants down/and make it happen." I was very excited to have "discovered" such a lurid lyric and ran to tell my mom about it. She hadn't heard the song but explained to me that the line made perfect sense. "It's about a dancer, so she's probably wearing a leotard underneath her clothes, and she takes her pants off to rehearse."
I got to reminiscing about a few more misheard lyrics from my youth:
"Voices Carry" by 'Til Tuesday
Lyric: "hush hush/keep it down now/voices carry"
Meaghan's interpretation: "oh church/we can dance now/it's so scary"
"Greased Lightning" from
Grease
Lyric: "you know that ain't shit/when we're getting lots of tit"
Me: "you know you've got the shift/when you're getting lots of shift"
(Clearly I wasn't
really ready for lyrical luridness)
And the one that makes Dan want to lock me up in the bedroom with a copy of
The Penguin Encyclopedia of Popular Music for a few hours...
"Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen
Lyric: "Louie Louie/oh baby/me gotta go"
My take: "now I know why/oh baby/I think I know"
Dan forever slaps his forehead over the fact that I mangled the ONE understandable lyric in an otherwise unintelligible song, never mind a lyric that contains the song's title. Me, I take it as a sign of my early heretical thinking.