Live-blogging the Oscars
11:55: Best Best picture group hug ever.
11:45: Seriously? I waited 3 hours to watch Mickey Rourke not win? Sean Penn's was the second best performance of the year. But still.
11:34: Mr. Winslet! Score one for the crazy dads.
11:24: I get annoyed every time I'm forced to rewatch Julia Roberts' endless acceptance speech.
3 am? This thing is lasting for-f'ing-ever.
11:05: Yes, yes, Hugh. We get it. You like music.
10:44: Humanitarian or no, you introduce Jerry Lewis, you show a "King of Comedy" clip.
10:37: Finally, the words I've longed to hear: "Coming up, a tribute to Jerry Lewis."
10:16: Zose wacky Frenchmen!!
10:09: I'm deeply appreciative of the fact that they did not schedule a musical montage right after the Best Supporting Actor presentation.
9:57: Zach Efron's top hat fell off! Funny!
9:54: This musical montage better get funny.
9:39: Do they ever NOT send a young hot actress to host the technical nerd awards?
9:39: Jessica Biel forgot to untuck her dinner napkin. And to brush her hair.
9:37: Wait, that Visa/MasterCard dog is still lost?
9:23: The boobs are struggling mightily
9:17: Sarah Jessica Parker's boobs try to offset her Unsexiest Woman in the World honor from a few years back
9:15: Ah, there he is. But not as sing-y.
9:11: Um, where's Hugh Jackman?
8:59: Angelina's death-ray eyes aren't quite doing the job on Jennifer Aniston.
8:58: Gay Mormons are always so pretty. (Hi Margaret!)
8:50: My husband just dropped a head of cabbage on the floor.
8:47: "Thank you Woooooody."
8:45: Back in the Habit!!
8:44: Eva Marie Saint seems to be experiencing a second, Peter Brady-style puberty.
8:42: Tilda, you so crazy!
8:39: Angelina = the new ungrateful Russell Crowe
8:30: The parenthetical "...for some reason" should come after every introduction of "Your host, Hugh Jackman!"
8:28: Uh-oh. We're out of wine already.
11:45: Seriously? I waited 3 hours to watch Mickey Rourke not win? Sean Penn's was the second best performance of the year. But still.
11:34: Mr. Winslet! Score one for the crazy dads.
11:24: I get annoyed every time I'm forced to rewatch Julia Roberts' endless acceptance speech.
3 am? This thing is lasting for-f'ing-ever.
11:05: Yes, yes, Hugh. We get it. You like music.
10:44: Humanitarian or no, you introduce Jerry Lewis, you show a "King of Comedy" clip.
10:37: Finally, the words I've longed to hear: "Coming up, a tribute to Jerry Lewis."
10:16: Zose wacky Frenchmen!!
10:09: I'm deeply appreciative of the fact that they did not schedule a musical montage right after the Best Supporting Actor presentation.
9:57: Zach Efron's top hat fell off! Funny!
9:54: This musical montage better get funny.
9:39: Do they ever NOT send a young hot actress to host the technical nerd awards?
9:39: Jessica Biel forgot to untuck her dinner napkin. And to brush her hair.
9:37: Wait, that Visa/MasterCard dog is still lost?
9:23: The boobs are struggling mightily
9:17: Sarah Jessica Parker's boobs try to offset her Unsexiest Woman in the World honor from a few years back
9:15: Ah, there he is. But not as sing-y.
9:11: Um, where's Hugh Jackman?
8:59: Angelina's death-ray eyes aren't quite doing the job on Jennifer Aniston.
8:58: Gay Mormons are always so pretty. (Hi Margaret!)
8:50: My husband just dropped a head of cabbage on the floor.
8:47: "Thank you Woooooody."
8:45: Back in the Habit!!
8:44: Eva Marie Saint seems to be experiencing a second, Peter Brady-style puberty.
8:42: Tilda, you so crazy!
8:39: Angelina = the new ungrateful Russell Crowe
8:30: The parenthetical "...for some reason" should come after every introduction of "Your host, Hugh Jackman!"
8:28: Uh-oh. We're out of wine already.
