I settled in this morning to write a stern warning to all the weekly tabloids and men's magazine's out there, assuring them that if they sought out a statement from Lindsay Lohan regarding the death of Robert Altman, I would wrap their proverbial bodies in sausage links, helicopter them to southwestern Alaska, and drop them to their inevitable fates in the heart of Grizzly Country.
But first I went to read People.com, where I saw that Lindsay
herself had released a statement. I began reading the accompanying article with fury; soon enough, however, I was transformed into a euphoric mass of giggling good cheer.
People magazine made the indefensible editorial decision to publish La Lohan's statement in all of its unedited glory. Read it below, and then give thanks this holiday season that you're not a meth-addled, emphesema-riddled, homeless, parentless, pantyless no-talent who can no longer recall what it feels like to stare out at the world through focused pupils.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altman's wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.
I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches. If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could.
Robert Altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.
I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.
I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.
The point is, he made a difference.
He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.
So every day when you wake up.
Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.
The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.
Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.
Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.
When we shouldn't.....
Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book)
– Everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. – Altman
Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.
If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.
God Bless, peace and love always.
Thank You,
"BE ADEQUITE"
Lindsay Lohan